opps a fun joke?

Honeymoon at Home

> >>>Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go

> >>>back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

> >>>In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his

> >>>breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks

> >>>his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

> >>>She replies, "No".

> >>>Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

> >>>His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

> >>>Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

> >>>She replies, "No."

> >>>Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

> >>>His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go Back to school." ;

> >>>After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

> >>>His mom says, "No."

> >>>He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

> >>>His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

> >>>He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

*thanks to "Ripple" for this